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Should men have to put down the toilet seat? (564 views, 64 replies)


God
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Should men have to put down the toilet seat after urinating? Is it OUR responsibility? Why can't women just lower it? Why do women complain so much about it? Why is it such a big deal? Is it just more demasculinization of men?

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You could just put the seat AND the lid down, thereby complying with the female 'seat down' requirement while also ensuring that the ladies have to lift the lid before they sit down, thus everyone gets some small amount of equality in the lifting/lowering requirements vis-a-vis toilet usage.

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master
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@Lurkio yes yes yes

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Since You asked We will share Our Opinion based on the Observable Evidence.

It's all about CONTROL!

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I always use the sink.

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admin
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@Crutchbender correct answer

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master
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@Crutchbender Easy way of rinsing the plates I guess 😉

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@Crutchbender these people should read between the lines and think how many could reach that far...

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expert
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When you open a door and walk into a building do you close the door or wait for someone else to do it for you?

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master
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@RiverTam ----very good!!

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in my house its the girls who dont put seat down. man ive told them till ime blue in face. smiley

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@slappyslippy Use the sink. smiley

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Pissing in the sink inspires yer mate to piss in your cheerios and fart in your pillow. js smiley

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admin
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@(⌐■_■) Right on! smiley

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master
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@(⌐■_■) --my poor cat gets angry at me and throws up on the floor--from eating grass.--but she's spoiled, no huge amts. of "Temptations cat treat" any more!!! smiley

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it s all about "happy wife,happy life" at least in my household.

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My favourite subject lol, so when u boys use the toilet (not to urinate) do you then put the toilet seat up before you leave the bathroom?

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master
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We have two bathrooms, upstairs is the domain of the Mrs. What she says goes and the seat is always down.


Downstairs...mini mancave. Black and red almost gothic decor. Sink next to toilet for stomach bug/alcohol induced incidents requiring both in use at the same time...and toilet seat always down because the boss says so.

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So glad I'm a bachelor! My house, my rules. If you need the seat down, put it down. If you need it up, lift it. Super simple and there's no discussing nor debating the topic here.

Really always thought it was so nonsensical for a woman to get on the rant about "If I walk in there and sit down and wind up in the toilet, there'll be hell to pay!"

Since we all have eyes I say use 'em and do what you need to meet your own needs including looking BEFORE you plop yer butt down smiley

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master
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@mrkim56 ---your bacteria winging thru the air.

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Unless you are actively using the toilet the seat should ALWAYS be down.

Every time you flush aerosolised particles are spewed into the air and will settle on everything - seat, handles, taps, switches, toothbrush, cosmetics, towels...

So you leave the seat up, flush, wash your hands, touch the sh*t covered tap to turn it off, dry your hands on a sh*t covered towel, turn the sh*t covered light off, and close the sh*t covered door - then eat a sandwich with sh*t covered hands. Delicious!

It's not about control - It's about not wanting to ingest somebody else's sh*t.

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@DemandingFemale

... I actually use a bristle cover on my toothbrush for these reasons!

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@Ravenousbird I have a brush cap, too. Then it goes back in the cabinet, along with all other toiletries.

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@Ravenousbird dont keep my tooth brush in bathroom at all. nasty.

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master
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@DemandingFemale HAH HAH GREAT, TRUE!!

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i wonder how many Asians looked at this and just shook their heads ..smiley

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guru
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@uunboundd Crapping in a hole in the ground is actually a bit better than our modern thrones.

Our bodies are supposed to be in that raised-knee squatting position to poop.
And washing with water is more hygienic than toilet roll - especially the primary school tracing paper from the 70s & 80s lol.

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Trees are in my yard for a purpose. Plus I can tell which way the wind is blowing and speed...And the temperature n barometric pressure as well smiley ...

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@Dandman --IS THAT WHY all your lawn and grass is dying?snicker

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smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@maeGastar Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty Good.

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I think couples should grow to co-exist and that something so petty should not become an issue. Team work for the toilet seat. If you see it's up and need to use it then put it down. Are you really going to argue with your hubby/partner over the toilet seat all of the time? Good luck with that. I think if these little things bother someone then I would not want to know what the bigger issues are.

We have a "His & Hers" connect to out bedroom and they are bidets so I don't have this issue and even prior to this when we share , I never cared that much. Only when I would wake in the middle of the night half asleep and fall into the toilet bowl would I curse a few times LOL but we would laugh about that because at the end of the day it is funny.

I also too often forget to put the seat back down after cleaning... oops?

Life's too short to give a sh*t about these things and with time a mature adult realizes this. IMHO that is...

If my hubby died tomorrow (God forbid) and the last thing we argued about was the toilet seat being left up... I mean... really?
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@GODDESS™ ........T.Y!

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@bondojoe YW! Now your turn LOL I want to read your thoughts on this smiley smiley

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God
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@GODDESS™ I think it should work both ways. If no one yells at me for leaving it up, I won't yell at them for leaving it down. If they want me to put it down when I am finished...I want them to put it up when THEY are finished. Complete equality.

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@GODDESS™ --youd argue about the toothpastE cap!!RES-PON-SI-BILITY!! WHO wanta to live with an immature kid??hah smiley

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I keep the toilet seat down at my house .I have two girls so ,I keep it down for them. It's no biggy to put the seat down in the first place .I cleaned my toilet once and forgot to put it back down and fell right into the toilet, That was so funny to me ,I had to laugh out loud. When I have family over for cookouts ,they forget to put the toilet seat back down and they start fussing over it ,I tell them it's not a big deal and ,that's something not fuss about . They also pee all over my floor and toilet while they are here ,I don't fuss about that to them at all ,I just go into there and clean it up . Now if they poop all over the floor or toilet ,then I'll fuss about that.I like my bathroom to stay clean and when I make a mess or something ,I clean it right away.I also tell my children to clean up behind themselves ,so others don't have to clean up their mess . At home we get alone ,we don't fuss about little thing like the toilet seat being up.if it's up then we just put it back down again (no problem) . ...
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@Greg🌽 there, see, he's responsible.great!

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In our house we call it the "toilet lid", which strictly speaking is way more accurate. I mean, covering the toilet is what it does. Thus it would be very messy if we put the toilet lid down when discharging our bowels.

The toilet seat is the doughnut shaped part that's beneath the lid. And so as far as the original question goes - should men have to put down the toilet seat after urinating? - the answer is of course yes and no.

If it's down then they should lift the seat and the lid before urinating, no question, and if it's up they can just pee away, no problem. When they've finished what they should is leave it how they found it.

I've been to a house owned by a female. Her house, her toilet. And when I used her toilet I noted her lid was up but her seat was down. And so I lifted the seat, peed, then put the seat back down, leaving the lid up, just how I found it.

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Men have to lift seats up all the time, I mean I try to remember to keep mine down anyway just in case of random case of the sh*ts (I do not want to be caught out with that again).

It really is a simple control thing though by some women, my response to the women who get pissy about it is "Women are strong and independent, can't put toilet seat down. Pick one."

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master
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@whymustisignup Honey, its really about "bacteria" and air-borne feces ugh

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@clarachan1355 Spot on!

I don't touch anything toilet related without disposable gloves on! smiley

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@clarachan1355 That is a bunch of bull. By that logic people shouldn't fart because of "air-borne feces". Reading the comments below about mist from flushing, most people don't make a habit of staying in their toilet long after doing their business.

Please note the word "Some", by no means do I think all women are precious little princesses about such things.

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@whymustisignup Air borne faecal matter is a big deal. Fortunately I'm one of the few with special vision. Thus if I'm walking down the street I can instantly spot a "fart trail". These typically begin at someone's bum hole as they saunter along the sidewalk. They emit farts, thinking no one will know what they've done but as I say I can see them!

All my life I've seen fart trails along the sidewalk and on public transport. Hence I can get out of the way. But you? Well if you can't see fart trails then you are literally covered with very fine faecal matter particles. Fact.

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Training video


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God
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@maeGastar LOL! Why is it only WOMEN that fall in?

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@bondojoe smiley i haven't... yet!.. ;)

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Everyone should put down the lid before you flush. Feces and urine mist prays up and all over the bathroom if you don't...Doesn't matter if your a boy or a girl.

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master
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@1FRAC1 --exactly right

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God
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@1FRAC1 *sprays up,,dang it!

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Gotta larf at all the squeaky clean bathroom users here. So hyper-fussy when it comes to putting the lid down, but they don't think twice as far as face-sitting and anal rimming goes. Needless to say it's much more unhygienic to let your wife or girlfriend grind her vag on your mouth and nose. Likewise if you're gay it's way dirtier to rim your boyfriend's poop chute. And yet those who shout loudest about the toilet lid are doing such totally disgusting not to say filthy stuff all the time.

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@Crutchbender THE AMT OF BACTERIA THAT CRAWLS OUT OF THE JOHN RIGHT THRU THE AIR,YOU DON'T WANTA IKNOW ABOUT--but any time you smell it, its invaded yer nose too.

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@Crutchbender Oh my god. smiley smiley smiley

Talk about the random digression of a topic!!!

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(PS - I never comment on the seat. If I'm out (somewhere I don't know) I NEVER sit, because that's disgusting, too. At home it's never been an issue, ever. My toothbrush must be kept safe and secure from all the many sickening potential bacterial possibilities, so it's on lock-down when not in use!)

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@Crutchbender Most know how to use a wash cloth and shower too. Many countries still use a trough with no privacy in some places. Some just squat over a hole!! many no TP !!
How do you clean a bedet? YIKES

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God
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@Crutchbender Have you been in the porn section again smiley I do agree with what you said here 100%..have you ever watched Red Foxx stand up comedy. He talks about this very thing. smiley

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@1FRAC1 I've not seen any Red Foxx but if he echoes what I say then he's got to be good.

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@Crutchbender The one I am talking about is called 'Wash Yo Ass'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
dang.. smiley smiley smiley

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yes, smiley and I have a woman friend who comes over,and leaves the toilet seat up!!I hadda tell HER TO STOP IT.---but she did. smiley smiley smiley

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@clarachan1355 I've actually never heard of or seen that before.

Why would she go to the trouble of lifting it afterwards?? smiley

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